Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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