Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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