You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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