drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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