Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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