I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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