dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
where am i from again
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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