You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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