Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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