id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She's the barista slut.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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