just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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