That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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