Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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