is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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