My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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