wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
