the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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