normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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