I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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