If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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