I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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