Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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