the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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