I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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