So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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