Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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