I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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