Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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