I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Dick very happy bro
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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