I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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