found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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