You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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