please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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