I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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