just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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