I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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