My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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