I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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