the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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