i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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