How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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