check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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