Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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