Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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