what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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