I wannas sexs uuuuu
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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