I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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