Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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