okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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