My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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