I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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