im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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