FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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