Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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