David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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