Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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