Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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